My Velociraptor is a creeper!
September 20, 2010
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My T-Rex is tits!
September 13, 2010
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Anger Management
September 6, 2010
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Disemboweled Roger
September 6, 2010
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What sucks about being a T-Rex
September 6, 2010
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Why dinosaurs became extinct
September 5, 2010
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Dinosaurs suck at chess.
September 4, 2010
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Is it A Real T-Rex Attack?
September 3, 2010
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Top 5 Reasons to Date a T-Rex…
September 2, 2010
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iPhone not claws compliant!
August 28, 2010I recently purchased an iPhone on ebay and I was very excited to get acquainted with it. But not long after I opened it, did I realize that the touch screen does not respond to my claws. I quickly realized the implications such a minor detail could have on my acting career. I was unable to respond to a very important text message regarding a major role. Now I realize that I’m obviously in the minority but I would expect a big name company like Apple to be a little more thorough in their beta testing. I can’t even play Bejeweled… such BS.
Subsequently, I was forced to settle for a role which I didn’t quite feel I was born to play…
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